a very thoughtful dog

The winged dog is never vicious, unless you mess with the sacred electrical wires. As he guards them,

he thinks on things no faerie dog has ever thought before.
He thinks:
what would happen if I disconnected the sun?
and...
what if the extension cord is not long enough?
and...
how many licks does it take to get to the center?
and...
would I get electrocuted?